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💥 WEEKEND RETREAT — $1,150
Friday 10:00 AM → Sunday 3:00 PM
A two‑night escape for the “I swear if one more person asks me for something…” crowd. No meals included — bring your snacks and your emotional support carbs.
Perfect for:
- Girls who need to scream into the void
- Creative gremlins
- Anyone who wants to hide from adulthood for 48 hours
😮💨 MID‑WEEK RETREAT — $750
Pick your poison:
- Monday 10:00 AM → Wednesday 3:00 PM
- Tuesday 10:00 AM → Thursday 3:00 PM
Same cozy chaos, smaller price tag, fewer humans in the world to annoy you. No meals included.
Perfect for:
- Introverts
- Budget‑friendly escapes
- “I need to reset before I throat‑punch someone” trips
🛏️ EXTEND YOUR STAY — +$250/night
Falling in love with the space?
Want to avoid going home to responsibilities? We get it.
Add extra nights for $250 each and keep the peace (and the caffeine) flowing.
🖤 FULL WEEK GETAWAY — $1,900
7 days, 6 nights
A whole week of “nope, I’m not available.” Create, rest, decompress, and remember who the hell you are.
Perfect for:
- Deep creative dives
- Burnout recovery
- Birthday trips, divorce trips, “I’m done with everyone” trips
🍽️ MEAL PACKAGE — $375
You’ve packed enough — let someone else handle the food. Includes 5 scratch‑made meals from a local caterer, ready to bake or heat.
Includes:
- 2 breakfasts
- 2 dinners
- 1 lunch
- Sides, breads, desserts, drinks Menu may vary.
No special diets — we love you, but we’re not magicians.
💳 PAYMENT DETAILS
$250 Reservation deposit holds your dates
- Full payment due 14 days before arrival
- Deposit applies to your total when balance is paid in full
- Preferred: Payment from one responsible adult
- All major Credit Cards + Venmo + PayPal accepted (4% processing fee added)
- Sales Tax - 6%
- Occupancy Tax - 8%